Thursday, May 7, 2009

Dog Wrangler

So here I am, babysitting two of my favorite dogs on the planet.

Portia and Gucci's daddies are stomping around Panama (hey, they've been everywhere else: Why not?) and I'm spending a good part of my days keeping a border collie entertained.

Anyone ever had a border collie? I think the term "hypervigilant" was coined in their honor. I have never been tracked this closely .. even by my editors :)

Gucci is an elderly dachsund who is failing in sight and vision. She gets around the house quite well, but I snatch her up and snuggle her every chance I get.

Why do I share these anecdotes?

Simple.

There are people out there who claim to be properly prepared to oversee "kennel" operations of 50 dogs, alone.

One word: Bullcrap.

NO ONE can keep on top of the basic physiological needs of evolved animal companions with that sort of ratio. Whom do you think you're fooling?

I suppose your bottom line is pumping out puppies for sale to people unaware of the horrid conditions in which their parents live. Most likely you don't even know who their parents *are*. Shame on you.

As we approach Mother's Day, I want to send a wave of love and sympathy for the momma puppies kept shackled and shut out from a normal life, so that these "business owners" may turn a profit.

Rant over.

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